Good day, guest.

Welcome to my website! This page was redesigned in December 2024 for it's 1 year anniversary (the website was made 09/12/2023) so that it looked actually good. I tried to make it look like it was from ~2005 because I think websites from that era look super awesome, but I promise I could make a modern website if I tried.

A bit about myself & the website.

Sometime in late 2023/early 2024, I decided that PHP was awesome and that I should make a website using it. It looked really bad (think 1990s) but it had a lot of functions, like a user account system and a guestbook (which are still on the website today!). Because it looked really bad, I started to redesign the website on 07/12/2024 and people thought it looked really nice! So, I continued coding and making art until I finished the main page on 01/01/2025!
More about myself. I live in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. My favourite operating systems are Microsoft Windows 7 and Arch Linux and my favourite colours are this and this. I am an avid Geometry Dash player (as of 08/12/2024 I have 537 hours on it :O) but I also play Webfishing, Minecraft, and Roblox from time to time.

Latest blog entry:

gary and goober are the best cats
The 2 most awesomest cats ever are Gary and Goober. Why? Simply becuase they are awesome.<br><span style="display: flex; align-items: flex-start; gap:...
Posted by admin on 2025-02-08

Website health:

Uptime: 75 days, 19 hours, 0 minutes. Packages installed: 2161
System memory: 332552 / 3878088
Storage: 187276680 / 229784424 (19%)

Quote of the day:

March 14th, 2025's quote is:
'eat more ram it is beneficial for your health'

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