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Welcome to my website! This page was redesigned in December 2024 for it's 1 year anniversary (the website was made 09/12/2023) so that it looked actually good. I tried to make it look like it was from ~2005 because I think websites from that era look super awesome, but I promise I could make a modern website if I tried.

A bit about myself & the website.

Sometime in late 2023/early 2024, I decided that PHP was awesome and that I should make a website using it. It looked really bad (think 1990s) but it had a lot of functions, like a user account system and a guestbook (which are still on the website today!). Because it looked really bad, I started to redesign the website on 07/12/2024 and people thought it looked really nice! So, I continued coding and making art until I finished the main page on 01/01/2025!
More about myself. I live in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. My favourite operating systems are Microsoft Windows 7 and Arch Linux and my favourite colours are this and this. I am an avid Geometry Dash player (as of 08/12/2024 I have 537 hours on it :O) but I also play Webfishing, Minecraft, and Roblox from time to time.

Latest blog entry:

gary and goober are the best cats
The 2 most awesomest cats ever are Gary and Goober. Why? Simply becuase they are awesome.<br><span style="display: flex; align-items: flex-start; gap:...
Posted by admin on 2025-02-08

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Quote of the day:

June 14th, 2025's quote is:
'Eddy isn't a person, it's a feeling. The feeling of EDDY!!!!!'

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